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Here are the isolated vocals to the end of God Only Knows. Brian Wilson wrote and produced this at 23 years old

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

peak modern football fan being annoyed you don't have a "training kit sponsor" just after you've won silverware for the first time in your lives

Oh my god.

6 Music dad stood at the back watching Kneecap at Glasto, but shaking his head in case the other partners at his accountancy firm see him on TV

Utter Woakes nonsense

I'm sorry, it's good and all it's opening late but an art gallery staying open until 9pm is not "nightlife".

- What if your favourite goals went on holiday? - How do you mean? - What if your favourite goals... - Actual goals? - ...went on holiday. - Went on holiday? - Yes, what if your favourite goals went on holiday. - *quiet* what if my favourite goals went on holiday...

Got a feeling we're battering these

I think, if you break it down tactically, United simply didn’t make enough old women redundant. Work to do before the window shuts.

Larry David's reaction to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement is perfect

the logical endpoint of the statification of football - people questioning if the genius that basically invented modern football was any good because he didn't score as many goals as klaas-jan huntelaar in half of his appearances