POV: you’re a juror on the Diddy trial looking through your hotel room peephole last night:

Jonah Tong going to achieve this in his first season.

My dog right now:

Reports also say he is an avid liar.

He give the amazing treat of bacon a terrible name.

This loss isn’t on the manager. They lost this game in the top of the 1st inning. Plain and simple.

Lmao Aaron Boone. What a bum

Make it a permanent change. All season long MLB

When my wife finds me in the Kitchen at 2AM while we are dieting together:

The main reason Colbert was canceled is because Chris Distefano filled in for Jimmy Kimmel this week and killed it. They will bring the show back but with Chrissy Late Night hosting instead.

Gross.

David Wright gets his #5 retired by the New York Mets today! LIKE and REPOST for a chance at this autographed baseball from the former Mets captain. Rules: mlb.com/network/about/… | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 7/22

I really am happy to hear this. I’m glad he feels bad and I am no longer mad at him. He’s a good guy. You can tell. Sikee. Get fucked you cocksucker.

It really seems like this organization is going in the right direction. Big things are coming. I can definitely see them winning 4 games instead of 3.

That was a sexy hr. No other way to describe it.

Shit you learn in Little League. Amazing.

This has to be the only logical reason as to why Boone still has a job. They gotta be lovers.

The Justin Fields news today:

This is the only weekend where this hat is allowed. #LGM #BeatPhilly