woke up bowl eligible

Moving on up ⬆️

Well i did purchase a jet ski. It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird Whisperdo 238 called the Dynamite Dolphin 335. It was defective.

Hire real humans to write. Every team deserves to have real stories written about them.

Really funny that Gameday is *technically* going to a unique matchup this week and people are still mad because it’s just two accidentally good but historically kinda bad teams but they play in the SEC and it’s overkill at this point.

The craziest thing about Trump firing artillery shells over California that damaged JD Vance's motorcade is it's not even the closest he's come to killing his own VP.

Man, LOOPER absolutely rules.

If I get 1 like I’m floating the rest of the week. Most of us just use it as a journal, and it’s absolutely great for that.

Got knocked to the ground by a driver that didn’t understand what a 4 way red blink meant at Montgomery and Ridge this morning as I walked my kid to school. So Cincinnati drivers are starting the week strong.

JD Vance’s little brother says he moved to Cincinnati’s west end “after the primary.” But he forgot to update his voter registration and likely committed voter fraud when he voted earlier this month. rooster.info/p/jd-vances-li…

104 days later and the patio roof that collapsed on all my stuff has finally been taken apart and hauled off. The yard is destroyed, my patio is a mess, all my shit is FUBAR, and we won’t live at home till at least February. I miss my grill the most.

St. Jude reduced its budget by $150million because the White House blindly cut funding to children’s cancer research. #priorities

Fun fact! The Big 12 doesn’t actually fine schools for field storming so long as they put a safety plan in place and everything goes ok. So either BYU didn’t have a plan in place, it failed, or you’re lying for clout. Either way, Crumbl Cookies suck.

🎬 THE CLIFTON CUT: Oklahoma State

You guys aren’t going to believe this, but Lindsey Halligan is like insanely out of her depth. The epilogue of this piece is absolutely hilarious.

The only people more annoying than This Cool Movie Won’t Turn A Profit dorks are the No One Will Watch This Cool High Stakes Game Between Two Teams That Don’t Normally Get A Shot Like This losers. Skill issue.

Problem. Gary Clark

This is like the kind of take you post when Howard Dean yells “YAAAAAHHHH” weirdly and it ends his political career for some reason. Doesn’t work as well when the guy has a NAZI TATTOO.