I picked up my three nieces and we bought cozy socks and way too much candy and ice creme. We had a cozy sock sleep over and watched movies. And that’s why I’m the favorite uncle.

You ever try to do epic shit with average people?

My point exactly

My girlfriend only lets me drink from one cup in the house cause she found out I eat ass 🤦🏻‍♂️

Today I’m grateful for my Mother ❤️

If you’re going through a hard time, remember that sometimes life falls apart before things get better.

My American Express Platinum card had no limit. I’ve been really good at wearing a mask around it but have been really bad at practicing the suggested distancing.

Yes 😁

My night: Icy Hot ended up on my girlfriends vagina 🙄 and now I can’t stop laughing.

My Grandmother, Honey. My mother, June. My sister, Lydia. My Grandmother lived in Dutch Harbor and passed while we were out fishing. I went to the wheelhouse and told Bill. His response was without a pause: “Secure the deck, we are going to town.” Find you a boss like that.

A few of my favorite humans #Discovery #deadliestcatch #originalproductions

My beautiful granddaughter watching Nick McGlashan and Bill Wichrowski in Season 15 episode 14 of Deadliest Catch tonight.

My parents at 33: Married with two kids. Me at 33: Joined a lobster cult on Facebook.

Do yourself a favor, level up today and forgive someone that is not sorry.

Forgiving someone is not for their benefit. It’s for yours.

I’ll talk to mom about it 😂😂

We could only pick Trump or Biden and that makes me sad.

Nick McGlashan And this was followed by a choice of Trump or Clinton. ☹️

Trauma be making me fall asleep randomly. It also wakes me up randomly. Navigate carefully.

Anyone else think zyn needs to make a 12?