I wish for him whatever he wishes for Palestinians

he got chased into a windmill by angry villagers again

The nice lady at the deli only charged me 60¢ for like $8 worth of large pepperonis

Is that…??

Fuck it. I’m gunna commit to something being my first tattoo and it’ll probably be stupid

the world you grew up in no longer exists

Fuck yeah, Mitch

I haven’t been drunk in a while. I’m a simple man

journalists at work be on that type shift fr

government owned & operated grocery stores

Watching the entirety of Jackass with your girl like

Only thing I was disappointed with was myself for taking so long to watch this one. Good shit

“died”

I’ve never seen Barton Fink or Miller’s Crossing

Love when the national security of my imperial hegemon depends on the facilitation and protection of a global child sex trafficking ring