Due to a spelling mistake at our sign workshop, chewing bum is no longer allowed in public places.

Hello my name is Bertie. I’m also known as; Berts Bert BertieOFF NO Bertie BertieINYOURBED FORFUCKSAKEBERTIE Numpty Dog Arsehole Dog Idiot Dog Dickhead 😐

29/01/84: The Pill Incident.

Anna Soubry: “I despair at what is happening to our country. I find my party drifting over to the right but more importantly, what we haven’t had is good leadership. We’ve had pitiful leadership in my own party but also the Labour party.” Via BBC Newsnight

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This time next week we'll be putting our vintage 1980s aftershave on & wiping the gravy stains from our vests.

marine biologist: what should we call it boss: sperm whale marine biologist: um something else boss: jizz dolphin marine biologist: sperm whale’s good

News: Despite relationship problems, Boris Johnson's girlfriend still takes time to speak to a homeless man.

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Slightly harsh from Faceapp'.

All the people who’ve used #faceapp to make themselves look old will have their souls and the souls of their children and the souls of their grandchildren and the souls of their mild acquaintances sucked from their bodies by Facebook. #fact

If you don't shout BINGO at the point of orgasm then maybe Wakefield's not for you 😕

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When You Just Get No Recognition

There’s a fork in the road & a mighty choice is coming this Thursday - #GeneralElection2019 Amid the #GE2019 noise we wanted to share #AForkInTheRoad - a message of hope, empathy & compassion from screenwriter #PaulLaverty & the team behind Ken Loach's Sorry We Missed You & I, Daniel Blake

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Breaking news: Dominic Cummings press conference: "I have never beento Wakefield".

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