Rarely happier than when I'm hearing about misfortune happening to that prick. I know he laughs in O2 sales, but he'll never actually be cool amd he'll still be a cunt

I know The Weeknd has like 10 billion plays, but ONE of you could have said "hey man, this is absolutely your Carpenter Brut bag". Cheers for having my back, nobody

"The ’Juice is loose! Tim Burton’s undead anti-hero returns alongside Jenna Ortega in long-awaited Beetlejuice sequel…" Enjoyed this a lot. My review for Kerrang! #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice kerrang.com/film-review-be…

Kerrang! Cover Story: Zetra “We can have fun with this, but it’s never a joke. It’s not silly. We’re not fucking about” Read the interview now 🔗 kerrang.com/zetra-intervie… Words: Nick Ruskell Photos: Yushy.gif

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Poor Priti Patel. Imaging coming last when your competition is Kemi Badenoch, Robert Jenrick, James Cleverly, Tom Tugendhat and Mel Stride.

And as long after the damning report as this morning, The Today Show basically laughed off a water activist they'd invited on when he started pointing out what a bullshit setup for profit water cos are, calling him "cynical". Unsafe buildings, turds in the water - all for money

Lotta rich people and captains of industry crowed about "making our own laws", not adding that a lot of the laws they're having trouble with are ones relating to them having responsibility to consumers/their staff. Fuck the lot of them.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yes! kerrang.com/triptykon-to-p…

Zetra’s debut Kerrang! Cover Story immortalised in physical form. Get this limited-edition zine featuring an exclusive interview with the mysterious duo, a stunning photoshoot, and a special zine-only introduction from the entity known as Zetra. Strictly limited to 100 copies

Jeeeeesus.

Lol. They're actually taking a mulligan on the new storyline after that last pile of dogshit

New Kerrang! Chart time! How new bangers from Linkin Park, Hot Milk, Spiritbox, Hellripper, Tribulation, Undeath, Lowen, Chubby And The Gang, Hidden Mothers, Fuming Mouth, NOAHFINNCE, Mouth Culture and more. Get on it! shorturl.at/MSrJL

Needs a sausage for to scoop the beans out, like a savoury 99...

Big news... we're hiring! cosanostrapr.com/careers

All these years later, Evander Holyfield is still missing the piece of the ear Mike Tyson bit off. Probably just not as fast a healer as Trump.

Oh look, another doc is aired where proper journalism is done and concludes Andrew Turd is a human danger, and once again my suggested stuff on Facebook is all videos of him and his weird brother just being funny little guys in their cars. Absolutely normal. Nothing to see.

Read the full Kerrang! magazine review of our Nuclear Blast Records debut ‘Zetra’ on Kerrang.com Direct link below

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