Curtis Yarvin Per the Book of Mormon (Jacob ch 2) Polygamy is only allowed by God to jump-start an ethnicity/ancestry, it is no surprise for it to end. And while the church did change its racial views, it has very carefully not disavowed its past actions of banning blacks from leadership- only

I thought it’d take at least until the end of the day

I think today officially feels like fall

I love the movie tombstone but my one issue is I don’t think banning guns in public places to catch the cowboys was a good idea. I would have deputized the entire town and we would’ve gone outlaw hunting

Sorry if this is radical but “having less bad things happen for 4 years” isn’t enough of a reason to support republicans in perpetuity. Especially when the response is 4 years of even worse Hell imposed upon us by vengeful liberals.

Recently saw a joke where you weren’t allowed to bring your 31 year old to the wedding bc they’re arguably worse than kids

Girlfriends steal every hoodie we own, let him have one she can’t take

If I was an English teacher we’d be reading actually dope books. I only enjoyed like 2 books I ever read in any English class

Vote for mine (it’s the funny one)

I tried to get him fired for the love of the game

Going after the We Are All Charlie movement is a bold move. Too bad your contract is already over and we can’t forcefully get you fired too

There’s something beautiful that messages will erase and people add more on top

We are Charlie. Would they say our name?

I love my mom

Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny