i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Fucking annihilate HOAs and land developers. You fuckers are the reason houses are so hot and ugly.

real men don't care if you're a manhater btw its the triggered ones you gotta watch out for

need a man that's submissive in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect

"Anybody that goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you"

i just dont understand how in 3 years people went from knowing how to google to forgetting google even exists.... like why r we using chatgpt as a search engine ITS NEVER BEEN A SEARCH ENGINE

When she let them down LMFAOOOOOO

you can actually just leave, this applies to many things

If a man ever ask what you bring to the table respond with "what are you lacking that you need a woman to provide for you." F**king devastates them.

HUGE news for my nephews and nieces.

I’m that girl I've been it

this applies to students too... like i'm sorry but if you're relying on AI for every little thing in one of the simplest courses for your major then maybe you should... reconsider your major?

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

Friends too!

The question remains: Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

EVERYONE GET MEXICAN NOW