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"I want to like people but they're just so fucking stupid."

TEXAPHRENIA : Thinking or heard you received a new text message vibration when theres actually no message

I used to wonder how it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then i got a twitter account, now im over it.

Dont want to sound like a badass but.... I eject my USB without removing it safely ^^

Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs... take them and thank them because drugs are expensive.

I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football

You never really know someone until you play Uno with them and the motherfucker hits you with a draw four.

What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload your gun and shoot again.

Having a 2-year old is like having a blender without the lid.

The dam people in Colorado are too dam high!

Things that i am good at: 1. Pushing people away 2. Sleeping. 3. Fucking things up 4. Forgetting to text people 5. Eating food

JB n Nikki

Get the fuck out!

Go home ur high!