Someone asked me why I’m not a clumsy person and I sent them this photo

The hardest decision

"Kumbe anafanya hesabu ya minus kwa uhai ya mzee." Is such a poetic way to describe a murder😭 Shakespeare has been real quiet since that line was dropped.

LinkedIn is down the hall and to the left

The kids are not alright.

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Just lost a relative today due to kidney failure, man! Before succumbing, she had gotten three referrals, and in all three, the SHIF-SHA thing was not working, and so they had to pay cash.

Nothing on this planet is as diabolical as going around the world invading other people's homelands then calling discovery.

Whether you’re a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men

“Can you see my screen?” 🥹

We are selling pad thai in installments to willing buyers at the current fair market price

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

Turkey flight?

Once you stop believing “Wanne tao” you’ll go far in this Nairobi. It starts with the small things 🤣🤣

PUK code

Living alone means you can comfortably put your sufuria in the fridge without someone’s daughter going apoplectic