Tears in my eyes

this is why cash is king

Those the same women who be arguing us down about feeding him before those kids so….

There is a big gap between people who want to deal with reality and those that don’t.

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I’m convinced many of the economic woes the UK is now seeing are directly linked to the expected post-Brexit fallout which people joked wouldn’t happen but experts said would. And here we are.

one of the reasons we can't have nice thinks in the UK is because every time someone posts an obviously scandalous train ticket price, 300 pedants come out the woodwork to say 'actually if you book at midnight on a tuesday on a full moon while whistling dixie you can save 3%"

I believe oh. Like mad

Everyone considers teenage boys as so exponentially hungry but if they were really hungry, more of them would know how to cook!

people are sleeping that have never slept before

Lol you people acting like she doesn’t have a point. If you went to visit a friend and they said they can’t find their money so they want to search your bag to make sure you didn’t take it? You no go find am offensive?

2019?! that was the other day

It’s time for us to be allowed to keep firearms in our homes OR be allowed to use lethal force against burglars.

“How are you going to pass away? I’m in 37B”- @Kevonstage Comedians make everything a dang joke, including death. Kev’s brother passed away while he & @Mrskevonstage were flying to Houston. They were on their way to visit him in the hospital seated in tight quarters. Kev was in

During her pregnancy, my cousin developed diabetes so her mom & bros created entire frozen meals for her to eat in 2 weeks so she could focus on her health & her husband ate it all. Her bros beat that man so badly each time they delivered new food that he begged for a divorce.

this is actually great analysis and true

what’s the etymology of bowcat

Asked God to refill my pockets after this trip. We got stuck in an elevator at the resort yesterday for an whole hour 😭 Anyway, whole stay got refunded. Won’t he do it 🙌🏾

This episode😭

Ask a guy “can I ask you something?” You won’t see him online on whatsapp for a good 24 hours