your life outcomes are basically determined by a rube-goldbergian series of abstracted marshmallow tests and rpg dialogue quick time events

This is great, hopefully they fully roll it out

guy who doesn’t like the homeless setting up camp in his neighborhood but will still hand them money or food when they ask guy who doesn’t like pigeons in his yard, but still regularly leaves out birdseed

well this is quite bad

was there no “song of the summer” this summer or am i just old now?

once again learning that years of wfh and spending lots of time in nature does a poor job of preparing your immune system for the demands of nyc

in several years gen beta is going to be captioning images like this with “i was born in the wrong generation”

Accidentally said “where the hoes at?” instead of “your startup sounds very interesting, we should connect on linkedin” and they kicked me out of SF

Accidentally said “guess” instead of “bayesian estimate” and they kicked me out of SF

i'm currently hiring a swe for my team at a small org 818 applicants in 3 days all cover letters clearly ai generated i'm going to have to add some kind of criteria to the app process to filter out bots

liking nobu indicates essentially the same thing as wearing a bustdown

this unfortunately creates a strong negative selection effect where young women in tech are avoided by good men and mostly receive engagement / “mentorship” by men with less-than-professional intentions

wearing a bustdown grillz to lighthaven

hearing a musician you likes opinions on politics is always disappointing but at least they’re just a musician

me: mom can we get a CO₂ inhalation machine? mom: we have a CO₂ inhalation machine at home the CO₂ inhalation machine at home:

the malefashionadvice subreddit is an invaluable resource if you want to dress like an elder millennial middle manager from 2012

I show up to the job site 52 minutes late. The foreman, a pot long past simmering on a good day, tilts his head as he digs into me. “Well look who decided to grace us with his presence. Where the hell were you?” “Sir, I apologize. I couldn’t sleep. My Eight Sleep stayed hot all