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I heard a MAHA woman complain that most of the vaccines for babies were for diseases she’d never even heard of. Yeah do you know why you haven’t heard of them

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.

em 2024 übrigens, kriegt man halt nicht mit wenn man wütend auf twitter die "früher war alles besser" boomer mentalität auslebt

My 3 year old was slapping my belly and I said “you know, you used to be in there.” Him: “I know, when I was a little baby.” Me: “do you remember being in there?” Him: “yup!” Me: “oh really? What was it like in there?” Him: “ba dum ba dum” (like a heartbeat) Me: “oh you

Whenever we post videos of our work in trash-filled rivers in Asia and Latin America, I sometimes see people make unkind or even racist comments about the people who live there. Things like calling them “pigs” or remarks about “brown people” that I won’t repeat here. When I read

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

My best friend and roommate in college was a wonderful photographer. Her photos are what I treasure most from that time and what I have been most concerned about mass downloading this week before my official-college-.edu-email is automatically deleted. She would follow me around

hey bud... nobody else is gonna tell you this but... your messy place is the sum total of your decisions to put things down in incorrect locations

Habt ihr das mitbekommen? Das Amtsgericht Arnsberg lässt die Wohnung einer 17jährigen SPD-Nachwuchspolitikerin durchsuchen wegen Verdachts auf Graffitis gegen #Merz. Die leitende Richterin bzw. Direktorin des Amtsgerichts ist *trommelwirbel*: Charlotte Merz, Ehefrau von #Merz.

There are frens everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

Die Berliner Verkehrssenatorin Uta Bonde (CDU) jetzt im Gespräch mit dem Tagesspiegel zum Thema Schulwegsicherheit: „Wir können nicht nach Gutdünken Tempo 30 einführen“ Autofreie Schulstraßen wie in Paris sieht sie skeptisch. Dafür ihr Rat an alle Kinder und Jugendlichen: „Helm

"Just a picture of a monkey that cost me a house." Uhhh... Not sure what I'm supposed to tell you there. 😬

Well 1 hour after the new banksy was revealed that was mocking the courts for censoring people, the courts censored it by covering it up... Proving his point...

I’m happy to announce that a brand new episode of Map Men, the first one in more than a year, (a proper horizontal one that goes on for at least ten minutes) is coming to YouTube at exactly tea time on Monday 15th September.

Whilst I’ve always appreciated the vast curved caverns of the Elizabeth Line aesthetically, they’ve always seemed hugely oversized for the numbers using it that I’ve seen. Until today that is. As the only working line across London today, it handled huge crowds- which I think

"it's just not dire enough yet for me to give a 💩" mindset