I need to put B/S/D numbers on my resume

Creatine in my beef stew how does this make u feel u mad

The world needs honest and courageous entrepreneurs and communicators who care for the common good. We sometimes hear the saying: “Business is business!” In reality, it is not so. No one is absorbed by an organization to the point of becoming a mere cog or a simple function. Nor

Big bench day today

Gm

“In speaking of human things, we say that it is necessary to know them before we can love them. The church saints say on the contrary in speaking of divine things that it is necessary to love them in order to know them, & that we only enter truth through charity” – Blaise Pascal

this is my quant

She Ralph on my wiggum till my spec is completed

Not to brag or anything but I got 9 hours of sleep last night

Lat spreading during standup when asked if I have any blockers

Claude why do I fart so much

um, kino alert? happy st patricks day

"The instruction following of GPT 5.4 is so precise that I need to learn to interact with the models differently after spending so much time with Claude." Codex is pretty autistic, but if you harness this, extremely powerful

This morning Scratchy Johnson 🇺🇸 tweeted an important factoid. Squanto, the Indian who spoke English and helped the pilgrims survive, was sold by John Smith to a Spaniards and the deed exists in the city we're in for Excursion. Rather than rolling our eyes, Alan, Gavin & I went to

In Berkeley for the afternoon any Lindy table there

skooks imagine nutting in one of these bad boys and leaving it on the floor for your wife to launder

It takes a lot to be horny in a place like Seattle. Miami? Yeah sure everyone is naked and hot. But Seattle, home of nonbinary furries who have been in the rain for the last 3 months? Salute brother

Now that I own linen pants I’ve never been more chill

I’m in the line at the Costco car wash and many people are saying they have never seen someone so zen and at peace, it’s me and the Dalai Lama. Upon entering the wash itself I may ascend my earthly existence

Australians aren’t real people