hehehe, so I got my paws on some methylphenidate in order to attempt to self-medicate my ADHD took some at 6p when I woke a friend came by for an impromptu visit and said I was really speedy 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ I hadn't even noticed a difference /sigh better living through chemistry? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shared to my Instagram because of all the foot worshiping whack jobs that've recently followed that profile, one of which I just blocked because they had the temerity to private message me when my pinned post says that trying to slip into my DMs will result in same. #keptpromise

/blockspileoftrashwiththegalltotrytolowballmeonNYE /dustsoffhands /putsonmusic /continuesreddeningtheapartment Happy Hogmanay!

get on this cutie, wouldja? 👇🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #welcomebackbabyyyy

I grew up under communism in Poland. I know exactly what state harassment looks like. What I saw in Minneapolis was not law enforcement. It was intimidation, escalation, panic of unqualified law enforcement, then murder. They surrounded a woman. She tried to leave. She backed

Vive la France

BREAKING: The family of Alex Pretti releases a powerful statement about his senseless murder at the hands of Trump's masked fascist goons. Please share this far and wide... "We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and

I bit back a paragraph or two of righteous ire directed at a potential client that failed screening moments ago due to their entitled BS and just sent them an inflated rate so they'd go away. Safer to do that instead of expending the energy trying to educate and getting burned 🙄

#allthecoolkidsaredoingit I made a profile on the blue butterfly app. bsky.app/profile/agness… I haven't posted anything yet, but at least I've got a placeholder now. Blue sky reminded me of the opening lyric of this song and now it's stuck in my head 😂👍🏼 youtube.com/watch?v=TO3TKI…

And then he asked what my rate was for a "screening session" wherein he expects me to meet him in public to ensure I'm not a serial killer and I'm like... exactly when did we enter a matriarchy? 🤔 Yeah, that's not happening. Read a review or two and decide whether I'm legit. 🙄

/spittakes 🤣

Well. That's my new favourite album /nods /playsitagain music.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGn4L…

phew 🥵 I'll just be over here fantasizing about being spit-roasted (Eiffel Towered if you high five during same 🫸🏼🫷🏼) by JD McPherson and Jimmy Sutton 😅💦 /putsonsignsandsignifiersalbumonceagain #godblessrockabilly youtube.com/watch?v=aZGn4L…

Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Jason Vorhees tonight 😏

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