Ok, I legit thought she was hanging herself... *goes to find the lavender*

Pretty sure whoever started 'if you know, you know' actually has no fucking clue.

My google search history is basically just a list of everything and everyone that pissed me off that day.

FTFY

I hope this is what heaven looks like...

The other day someone asked me what my plan in the new year was, and I realized the world is not going to stop December 31st, and I just. can. not.

Can we get a few more confused old white guys in this virtual meeting? No? They're all here? Perfect.

Oh so we are gonna start Christmas off with a good old fashioned shaming about not having kids. Coooool. Luckily my suicide plan is on my commute and I'm not working this week. #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas

"Are you still there? Continue to 2021?" No... thank you.

click-bait articles about disaster weddings are my happy place

When you're down on NYE but you spent your last monies on holiday groceries for the fam and all you've got is a Costco-sized wheel of brie that was best before December 24th. #brieOD #ohcheesus

I don't really need therapy I just need someone to tell me, "that's totally normal." What's that worth? Like $25/week. Very little qualifications needed.

My biggest pet peeve is websites that default to "sign-up" and "sign-in" is hidden in a corner somewhere. Why though?

My work computer is at work getting fixed. This is the first time since March I haven't brought my computer home. I'm bored.

Professional YouTube people, it's 2021. You can ask for a "like", everyone already knows what that means, ok?. It's a button you click. No smashing required. Also, if we want to let you know anything, we are more than aware that the place to do that is in the comments below, ok?

Get shit on all week and the weekend is like k, go take a break and sit at home for two days, we can pick up where we left off on Monday. /