SHA~ State House Allowance!

Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, Bukayo Saka highlights were playing on the TV. He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God🙏🏾❤️

The owning didn't start today Arteta has always been Carrick's babe 😂😂😂

DYAMPUUUTTT!!! 🤣🫵🏼🤣

Manchester United is very important to my life. The way I've been happy since Sunday is crazy😂

I'm selling Arsenal tears 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Someone called them "Continental tourists" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

An incredible strike at the Emirates 🚀 Manchester United’s Patrick Dorgu is your Player of the Matchweek 👏

Cunha 87:58

They have started healing. Let’s remind them guys 😂😂😂

We beat the league champions, humbled the world champions, defeated the local champions, and put the champions of nothing in their place.

Lmaoooooo They want us so bad

Don’t let them heal 2-3 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cunha’s goal with that Bantu-style commentary sounded like police sirens, pure comedy🤣

Tumesikiliza za Kiarabu, Kingereza acha tusikilize ya KIBANTU 😅😅😅😅 KUMAMOTOOOOOOOO

Wow! Congratulations to you and Manchester United on beating Arsenal by three goals to two at The Emirates last weekend. Who was your Man of The Match?

Im sorry but EPL recognizes greatness. Using shaolin techniques to score from corners just isn't appealing

Admin mwanetu umesema unyunyizie chumvi nyingi mno kwenye kidonda jameni🤣

Sunday nyakati kama hizi hapo ugani Emirates huyu dogo kajaribu kutuuzia uoga na sub nne kwa mpigo😂