“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day” Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:

anyway we won last night

well☝️ hockey’s a complicated and nuanced game🙂‍↕️ but it would be helpful‼️ if we scored🏒more fucking goals🥅 than the other team😠

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

If voting didn't matter, they would not go through tremendous lengths to keep you from doing so.

do you guys think the tampa bay lightning know how to play hockey that isn't actively putting their fans through a new saw trap every night because this is ridiculous

This is from an IBM presentation In 1979

I Don’t Need An Ai Summary Of An Email I Can Just READ The EMAIL

round 2 of playoffs but it’s just lukáš dostál hitting c***** h*** repeatedly with his goalie stick

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn

*taps the sign*

ai is actively killing the planet and chatgpt is making you stupid. i’ll die on this hill.

the witches have been contacted good morning bolts nation game 7

Goodnight. #Gobolts