@im_your_outlaw BUT SENPAI I DONT WANNA EAT A CARROT, ITS ICKY

@im_your_outlaw *groans and eats the carrot hesitantly, gagging*

@im_your_outlaw I still don't like it *he finishes it and pouts*

@im_your_outlaw *is like da fuq is this even and looks at him the same way* Go home Allen, you're high and possibly drunk

@im_your_outlaw ..Wha?..Who is?

... *goes to the corner and curls up, thinking about life*

@im_your_outlaw Uhhh..mkay.. *starts to drink it*

@im_your_outlaw ..Dude that is aaaaalllll kinds of fucked up

@im_your_outlaw Umm..alright if getting crucified is normal than..ok then..

@im_your_outlaw Dude..that's beyond fucked up..why'd you just let 'em do that? *he was honestly concerned for him*

@im_your_outlaw That's so wrong dude..can't you just run away or somethin?..

@im_your_outlaw Yeah but there's such a thing as an abusive family..

@LANADA_QUEEN ...Yes but don't touch the ears or tail!

@LANADA_QUEEN But it's also really REALLY sensitive!

@XKirklandOliver *peeks into his window, starring at a tray of cupcakes on the counter* God I'm hungry...

@XKirklandOliver *taps on the glass lightly*

@XKirklandOliver Can I come in dude..? I'm real hungry!.. *he smiled slightly at him*

@XKirklandOliver *he nods, standing up and walking over to the door*

//OK! Can't we all just agree that 3p America is probably the most adorable thing ever made?

//PROBABLY EVEN MORE SO THAN 1p AMERICA!