If physics is real then how come you can shake a trash can upside down into a plastic bag for a full minute and then flip it back over and there is still stuff at the bottom of the trash can HUH?

well played

Shot in the arm A bit too late Darlin’ you gave COVID Time to propagate

beasLEY!!!!!

South Side BK x800 cracked.com/article_28014_…

Now does his mom send him back to Philly?

We could all really use some Uncle Phil right about now.

I never would have written the hit song “Used to be a Pizza Hut” if Mike of Used to Be a Pizza Hut hadn’t suggested it. Tonight, I finally met him while he was visiting Salem, and presented him with thank-you gifts.

Finally an easy one...

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 12 Jul 2007 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Can confirm. Except he is taller in person.

Love it!

just downloading our archives my man 💀

.Alton Brown’s brother who tragically died when he got too close to a volcano.

I don’t tweet much these days and that’s why.

The future is amazing

Raw sewage be damned, a deal is a deal

ERMS BE GONE!!! GERMS BE ONE!!!

I miss Twitter

Holy shit we’re suddenly allowed to look at the original meaning of our constitutional Amendments and alter or remove them completely if the original meaning is not the current use? Did Donald J. Trump just find the solution for this nation’s horrible issue with gun violence?