BREAKING: In a deeply unsettling unearthed 2006 audio recording, Donald Trump says he has no “age limit” for sleeping with young girls. He claims he’d stop at “12 year olds.”

He’s on fire, need to watch the whole thing

Had this at the end of term service at the start of July, it’s a banger.

Me and Gordon earlier. The Christmas Special is getting filmed in the next couple of weeks #twodoorsdown Iona

'There are now less than half the number of hotels open that there were at the height of the crisis when our predecessors were in government' Border Security minister Dame Angela Eagle spoke to #BBCBreakfast after protests across England outside hotels used to house asylum

It is worth noting that the UK economy has improved, by essentially every single metric, in the past 12 months. The services sector is growing. The manufacturing sector is growing. Wages are increasing. Productivity is up. GDP is showing quarter on quarter growth.

Beautiful shot

CNN summarizes Trump's failures over 200 days in office: "Republicans are finding their agenda might be harder to sell than originally thought. Trump's approval now at a second term low of just 37%"

FMOB

MSNBC puts the actual crime statistics on the screen, and Trump lies and invents imaginary stats about crime surging.

And it was all going so well until this!!!

"Lucy Connolly's post wasn't just a tweet and wasn't a one off - the ex-Tory councillor's wife was exposed for sending more vile messages and posts before her hateful Southport statement" writes Darren Lewis Read more 👉 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/l…

Barrhead, Liboside & Uplawmoor (East Renfrewshire) Council By-Election Result [1st Prefs]: 🌹 LAB: 41.9% (+21.7) 🎗️ SNP: 25.1% (-8.3) ➡️ RFM: 22.4% (New) 🌍 GRN: 5.4% (+2.0) 🌳 CON: 4.6% (-6.2) ✖️ ABO: 0.6% (New) No Inds (-26.0, -5.1) or ALBA (-1.1) as previous. Labour HOLD* -

Annan Athletic 3 Dumbarton 4. We should have thumped them. Here’s our penalty:

This was a fantastic performance anyway, then I found out he’d passed and I was shocked. What a swan song.

I think our local Waterstones is haunted 😬

Completely false tweet. This incident happened in Port Talbot in April, and two local teenagers were arrested for setting fire to the church. But never mind the facts, here's 25,000 retweets, 83,000 likes, and over 3 million views for a totally false post.

We have a brilliant day planned for tomorrow!

It’s the first of September. Hold the countdown.