Forget about Trump, Brexit and COVID - watch 5 idiots play disco jazz to an empty room youtu.be/Vz5M9XHyIhU Jazz at the Blue Lamp

Imagine if we hadn’t taken back control though, we’d be in a right shitstate.

In Germany it’s £23 quid for unlimited train & bus travel anywhere for 90 days. In England it’s £160 quid to go to Newci & back. Rip off UK has seen rail fares go up 49% under the Tories. Renationalise Railways.

4 years, to the day...

It's just a game of Musical Cunts.

The Daily Mail’s best rated comments are summing up the public’s view well.

Workers are striking because they can't afford to pay their heating bills. You'll remember heating bills from when you claimed public money to pay them for your horses stables.

"First person to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final where all three were over the line" Give Ally McCoist the Freedom of Scotland for that one piece of commentary.

Some Brexiters have got in touch to tell me I’m making stuff up when I say that Vote Leave campaigned on the idea that Brexit would mean shorter wait times for medical treatment. So, here is the evidence:

Michelle Mone has a new yacht, Boris Johnson has a £6m book deal and Nadhim Zahawi's horses have centrally heated stables. But remember, you can eat for 30p a day if you batch cook.

Dear Sajid, We already pay for GP and A&E visits through tax and national insurance. Hope that helps. independent.co.uk/news/uk/sajid-…

Very proud of England for refusing to show up for this game in solidarity with Gary Lineker #ENGvFRA

Listening to BBC News (UK) - so far not a peep on the junior doctors’ strike. Broken Britain is now so normalised I guess. And what little coverage I have seen is focused entirely on pay when in truth they are also drawing attention to how hard it is to give safe basic health care 1/4

'Doctors already earn more than the average UK wage.' Repeat after me: It is not an average job It is not an average job It is not an average job Have people completely lost sight of what being a doctor actually involves?!

SA can consider themselves extremely lucky that the ref & touch judges didn’t pick this up, and that the TMO didn’t choose to. Not sure about other angles, but the one we were shown on the TV broadcast looked pretty clear head to head. #RSAvSCO