// Kenobi: verbally (not yet physically) roasting the shit outta Anakin Me, who’s writing the fucking words: OOOOOH GET ‘IM, GET ‘IM

You give me mental damage.

// I’m so tempted for Kenobi to be like “wtf??????? Does that mean????” Because my Kenobi understands ZERO modern slang LMAO

No, no he’s not. Don’t give him any credit- he threw (apparently) BOTH your kids out the window??

EXACTLY. I’m so sorry you had to hear about this from me!

“The Skywalker clan’s got to continue somehow” And yet you throw both your offspring out a window. Smh.

YOU ARE (MAINLY) ANAKIN’S RESPONSIBILITY, I AM SO SORRY-

IM DEPENDING ON PADMÉ FOR THIS SHES CLEARLY BETTER

Shocked? Didn’t know a droid could be this panicked! Lets try this again, “Uhm, hello.”

// The place I work at closes within an hour lesgo 😌

// THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO GIVE KENOBI ALL THAT ASS, BUT IM SO GLAD THEY DID BECAUSE GODDAYMNNNNN

// Tempted to bring back my Number Five acc because I finished all of Season 3 of TUA 👀

// Aight I can’t find the login info for my Number 5 so I’ll just make a new one, 1 sec

I fear that if I show Anakin this, he would unironically make it, and then proceed to eat it in front of me.

Please don’t.

// Same for here as well!