Dude at the bar with an airbrush Rick & Morty fitted is breaking up with his partner that’s completely out of his league. Insane aura levels going on today.

Been gaslighting my co worker into thinking Drake has a called “You smell like shit”

One year of Permanent Repeat 🔁🎂❤️

Doing a bad Jennifer Coolidge impression is also doing a great Little Nicky

The smell of Publix fried chicken at 9am

Kinda wish Chipotle had Baja Blast tho

10 years, thanks for sticking around ❤️

My partner and I trained our cats into knowing it’s time to eat when they hear “Mesmerize” by Ja Rule & ASHANTI

God dang ol’ wristwatch that’s also a pocket knife

For the whole damn week?

Sir, I’m sorry I was in the cut

Boots with the fur

Last night my girlfriend and I had crunchwraps with no core tortilla. I’d never wish that on my worst enemy.

Me before meeting up with my friends: Yo you got za? Me meeting up with my friends after the new pokemon game came out: Yo you got ZA?

Goku Vs Jet2Holiday

“What’re you listening to? Algernon Cauliflower?”

Kinda fucked you can’t smoke on the plane when you get the window seat

Tyler The Creator performs Bombs Over Baghdad in tribute to OutKast at the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame 🎥🎥