I played football after ages today, and pulled something with quite literally my first kick of the game. Am I… past my prime?!

Ffs Courtois, I’ve seen this script too many times 😂

Raul Asensio, it’s over buddy boy.

NAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Huijsen is genuinely the only serious defender they have.

Mbappe left and PSG are winning… literally everything?

Madrid’s OPP just isn’t working. It’s neither here nor there, they just look lost. This is supposed to be some sort of mid-block, but PSG are effectively walking through them.

WOWWWWWWW

This is a generational hate watch, man. We’re privileged.

This score-line makes PSG look really good, and they obviously are, but today is FAR more about how utterly atrocious Madrid have been.

Ref stopped the game when PSG were clean through on the counter, and Mbappe didn’t even have a head injury. Wild.

PSG didn’t become this dominant overnight. It took Lucho the best part of 18 months to crack the code. Exceptions exist, but projects need time.

This isn’t even the most goals Madrid have conceded this season…

Big question time: who gave PSG a harder game — Madrid or… Inter Miami?

As Messi starts getting more and more motivated ahead of the World Cup, he’s going to be absolutely terrifying in MLS.

Nah man, I NEED to see him in Europe again!!! Messi again, a burst of pace in behind, cash money. Incredible finish x2.

Oh the nostalgia 😍

I’m not even trying to be funny, but what happened to Vini? He’s looked a shadow of the player he was for a good while now. The dynamism has fallen off a cliff, has it not?