When I was younger I had to use my hands to train my eyes how to wink and close one eye at a time

Beaches

John Dillermand has come to America!

Last supper in Greece before they put me into space as my airhead of a family member called it

Rank cuisine?

People hate people like me

It’s always cuck shit with these people

Greece, I love you, but your internet sucks

They’re not

Time to go home and be burning again No drinking, no sweating, no Greece :(

I made a dumb joke and I accept the consequences of said joke however harsh they may be

True?

One day, I’ll accept what happened to me is wrong. I don’t know how much that will fix or how much it will change

As an American, I should be allowed to put every European in a maze but it’s in the shape of the US You can only escape by figuring all 50 states out

I wish someone found me pretty

Apparently 2 foot long straws exist? The fuck?

This thing is so fucking big

If you smoke, I am heavily predisposed to hating you

Paying 200€ to ship our luggage to the US, holy fuck the Trump administration

:c