Ate at a ramen place because they had a neon sign that said “Sake and Beer!” turns out they don’t serve either… but ramen was 10/10 I would come back

You can tell Irving Plaza is a nice venue because they put Mrs Meyers soap in the GA bathrooms

My diet consists of saving recipes from Instagram that I’ll never make

Whenever I visit small town America everyone always knows right away that I’m from the city… I don’t know what gives it away but I think it’s the accent or maybe the jaywalking 🤷‍♂️ Could also be me asking for weird city things like matcha lattes with oat milk

Someone just unleashed an ungodly amount of grandma smelling perfume on this plane 🤢 Some people have no plane etiquette 😪 Why did you need to do that?? Was your fart that bad? I’d rather smell that

It’s a drive with the windows down blasting emo music kind of day

I don’t get the hate for Monday I’ve never had a problem with Monday! Today has been awesome 🥳🥳🥳 …but I also never know what day it is 🤷‍♂️

80% of my texts start with “yooooo my bad!” Because I’m a terrible texter 🙃 sorry everyone that tries to get a hold of me. Showing up at my door with tacos is the best way to reach me

I try not to post about my fitness goals/journey because I need to make it about myself but today I’m officially down 30 lbs since Christmas! 🥳 🧘‍♂️ Feeling better than I have the last 30 years of my life! 2 more lbs and I’ll be the lightest I’ve ever been since I was 12

Spring fashion for me is spending all morning picking an outfit for a sunny day then hiding it under my emergency car hoodie bc I got cold

It’s a lucky socks kind of day 🧦

I’m proud to say I’ve been able to make a Ben & Jerry’s pint last a whole month!! 🥳 I also forgot I had it until today 😅

It’s my little brothers 21st birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳 But he won’t let me buy him a drink… and he cleaned my room while I was at yoga… is it actually my bday?

I saw a homeless guy selling raw steak and salmon out of his backpack the other day… the salmon looked kinda good ngl but I don’t trust backpacks

I’m trying to eat less so I only had 2 tacos last night… and about 10,000 tortilla chips Anyway happy everyone suddenly loves Mexicans day!

Wow Dr. Strange hasn’t even started yet and I’m already crying 😭

Do you think it’s ok to take the snow brush out of my car now? It feels warm enough but I have trust issues with NJ weather 😒

I love Long Island! 🥳