How is it possible that as soon as you open a door there is always a fly ready to barge in

Kids these days will never know the fear of accidentally opening the web browser on your flip phone for a millisecond and wondering if your dad will notice that the phone bill tripled that month

I don't present in company All Hands very often, but when I do I make it count.

My most old person take right now is that I see kids riding electric scooters and bikes more than regular scooters and bikes and I can't help but feel sad that they're missing out on the health and exercise benefits

No way it's almost August already I want off this ride

What's your favorite local game store? I want to see what I'm missing out on #gamestore #lgs #tradingcards

time to play 🎶 Am I Actually Depressed Or Did I Just Stay Up Too Late 🎶

fighting the urge to transform my basement into a Lego megapolis

me: i need a break from the big screen lets see whats going on on the small screen

We don’t talk enough about the courage it takes to share screen with 47 tabs open

Nothing bonds coworkers like the shared trauma of a frozen slideshow

The best part about trying to start and run a business are the free emotional breakdowns

How many songs are on your “Liked Songs” playlist on Spotify? At 313 myself. Trying to figure out if I’m above or below average

The difference between optimism and pessimism is 8 hours of sleep

Having kids is awesome because sometimes they say things like "This plant is fake we can't pick the leaves because they wont grow back. Just like daddies hair" and it's really great for building emotional resilience