two things I’ve never been able to check just once: -plane seat number -microwave food directions

Here's a thread of Black owned tea companies you should consider buying from on this day and every day. I'm discovering new ones all the time so please feel free to share more below! #Juneteenth

i know one little lady who's having a big day! Nick Offerman

Kanye VMA speech drinking game 2k15: take a drink every time he says "bro"

Kanye 7 minutes into speech: "I'm not no politician, bro!" End of speech: "I have decided in 2020 to run for president"

I feel like Kanye heard that random chick yell "Kanye for president" and the weed was like "RUN WITH IT" #literally

@desreeaquino Laura dinner is a demand not a request 😘

If found, please return to Tammy 2. Nick Offerman Megan #ParksAndRecreation #HappyHalloween

Light in night sky from Navy missile test sparks fear, panic in Southern California. cnn.it/1iKM8qB

Winnie The Pooh is a girl, you guys bzfd.it/1MgLHg9

When it's the apocalypse because a little kid screamed Bloody Mary at the exploding fire ball in the sky.. #volumeup

Nope. Google, just accept me for who I am

Why doesn't my job do this for me youtube.com/watch?v=0JboM-… via youtube

When your makeup bush lies about staying in tonight

*finishes watching Revenant for three hours* Coworker: "Wait was that Leonardo?"

MY APPT JUST NOW Dr: hows your sleep? Me: its okay Dr: okay thats it. Lets schedule a follow up in a month But why did I even come in 😑

Goals: my roommate said I looked like a hot kindergarten teacher today 🙌🏽

Yup. And my poor friends have to deal with this shit

When you're cooking and listening to "Tu Sonrisa" and @e__nai walks in and says "I feel like I just got a glimpse of your future"

The cafe was playing "Black" by Pearl Jam in the bathroom. Diggin' it