Me to everyone in the bar (I blacked out 2 hours ago)

This the corniest shit I’ve ever seen on this app 💀

Here it is the greatest piece of clothing ever made

Never quite comprehended how bright an iPad can be until I’m on a 5am flight sitting next to a toddler

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

Committed Mizzou Esports

good old days

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD JOHN WILKES BOOTH WAS OH MY GOD

always nice to get a 👍 from Mike Tomlin

Missouri voters elected Trump and Hawley while making abortion legal, increasing the minimum wage, and voting down a raise for law enforcement. What a state

I hope trump pardons john gruden

Bruce Pearl is never afraid to tell it how it is

The rest of the world: “You can’t ‘win’ the papacy, it’s not a competition” Americans:

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

Coworker phone

drew brees in the two minute drill with all 3 timeouts. just in complete control of the situation

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard