my dad paid $1,200 a year in property taxes in 1999 same house today $33,000 a year that’s $2,750 a month just to stay in a house you already own you never actually own anything you just rent it from the government forever

Boomers: “work hard and you’ll be rewarded” Millennials: worked hard. not rewarded. Gen Z: noted.

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

This is the kind of shit you dream of when you got dengue fever

You Know a Film is Going to be Masterpiece, When Matt Damon Wants to Go Home!

elite hoe scaring activities

It’s May 6th. Current IL Hunter Brown Carlos Correa Jeremy Pena Josh Hader Cristian Javier Tatsuya Imai Ronel Blanco Jake Meyers Yainer Diaz Nate Pearson Taylor Trammell Joey Loperfido Hayden Wesneski Brandon Walter

Ele dando um chutinho pq foi enganado kkkk

because he literally is??? he jumped it didn’t he?? don’t be rude

Because the past had visionaries, the present is more concerned with profit and political activism.

It feels a little disingenuous to leave out the fact that they were being arrested for running a child pornography ring lol

> Another pandemic before GTA6 > Gas is $5 > Still can’t afford a home > Job market is a disaster > Apparently aliens are real now > Stock market feels completely fake We are way too calm about all of this

there’s almost no hype for this world cup so they had to bring out ol reliable

at work the whole day and this is how i feel

The Government UFO Files be like…

the ultimate proof that this movie would've made bank LMFAOOOO

How can i make this about me?

In the end, it was Trump who Californiaed my Texas.

Happy May 9 #MayThy9th