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Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who— Crowd: Boooo Sanders: I agree

This airbrushed on a Honda accord would go hard

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

not enough people with phobias of driving. like it's so crazy to drive, it's such an incredibly dangerous thing and your life is at the mercy of so many extenuating factors but the general public do it on a daily basis in an autopilot-like state

Officially sick of everything there is to eat for dinner. There are no more dinners left.

does anyone know at what point in my adulthood i’ll stop feeling like i’m In Trouble all the time

me when there’s a confirmed friend hangout at the end of the week

work denied my request for a raise so i’ve been pouring vegetable oil in the break room sink for weeks

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

Girl fuck you and that damn labubu

i’m like if a girl was an alcoholic single dad

Kitten..it hurts daddy a lot when you remind him he's almost 30

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

i almost asked my cat a genuine question

Posting on Instagram feels sooooo humiliating like hi here are some pictures I really like. I know you dgaf you can kill me if you want