My last chirp into this: if your complaining that the ring given to you is “too small,” you’re not ready to get married. The ring is not what it’s about, it’s about the love you have for your significant other and the life you will build together

Thinking about the Crandle for my wedding shoe

Saturday .vs. Sunday

Tyler: I won last night by the way! Me: Won what? The Virgin Contest? Tyler: …yes honey, I, with my PREGNANT WIFE, won The Virgin Contest.

Hey Grok, based on my tweets and public statements, where do I fall politically on a scale from 1 to 100? 1 is far left, 100 is far right.

Even if he’s mean, he sure is cute 🥹🥹

This is literally a straight up lie

TWENTY ONE PILOTS LISTENING PARTY ROUND TWO IN MY HOMETOWN LETS GOOOOOOO

Picking up my husband up from work blasting music to embarrass him 🥰 Domestic bliss 🩷

Actual photo of Tyler and me 🤰🙃

Girl this thing told me it DID NOT post, posted twice and now the photo ain’t loading

I made Tyler help me Google an actor I couldn’t remember and said he played a cop named Jimmy. I then got miserably sick and overheated. While lying with an ice pack on my head, I realized it was the pastor from Young Sheldon. He was not amused

My two favorite people 🥹

Y’all would not have survived the hiatus. You know what it was like getting that “ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING” email? Also: the man just had another kid. Let him enjoy time at home with his family for a bit. They’ll be back, this isn’t a breakup.

Tyler: Oh…what’s wrong with your legs? Me: Huh? Tyler, rubbing my legs/ankles: Right here! Me: 🙃 They’re super swollen because I’m pregnant… Tyler, kinda panicked: Okay so this is normal? This is supposed to happen? Me: Yes…

We are heading into week 26 of pregnancy and I am still puking every 2 to 3 days. Anyone who keeps saying “Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing” can clean bodily fluids off my carpet twice a week and let me know if they still feel the same. I just eternally feel like this:

Walmart has foretold the Second Coming

Idk what’s going on with Jim and at this point, I’m afraid to ask

Interesting y’all locked the comments…but the community note still came. Even the KKK did not believe this man was innocent. He wasn’t pardoned because he was “falsely accused,” he was pardoned because he was lynched and deprived “due process.”