Purple everything in 30 mins twitch.com/FamRoyal

nbatopshot.com/showcases/a787… #TopShotShowcase

This dude banning blunts and Newport’s while cops still killin and Q got more ghost guns than the hood. Thanks?

Spot price on Beskar to the moon!! Much wow!!!

I used to watch Saturday Night Live cause it was funny but tomorrow bitch better have my money!!!

Stowaway on Netflix would’ve been way better if Anna Kendrick died rapping ante up

Props to andrew wiggins for playing every game this season so far. Not knocks to others at all just credit where it’s due.

Khris Middleton plays hero in overtime as Milwaukee Bucks take Game 1 over Miami Heat #NBATopShotThis espn.com/nba/story/_/id…

🚨CONTEST ALERT🚨 👑Lebron James and the Los Angeles Lakers need a win tonight against the Phoenix Suns. 🎁PRIZE: Lebron 35,000 LE Moment HOW TO ENTER 🗣️RT this tweet 🕺Give this DANCE MOVE A NAME in the comments⬇️ Deadline⚠️11:59pm PT tonight

My name is nugget and I’m a big fat chicken

Dubs get Leonard Clips get wiggins, wiseman and #7

This 4th of July just remember that if the bloods had won the civil war we’d be living in Ameribluh. #noyourhistory #FourthofJuly

After a week of watching the olympics I’ve decided I’m getting an Olympic Rings tattoo just like the athletes because I love the olympics too just like them

Props to ⁦Mina Kimes⁩ and ⁦Pablo Torre 👀⁩ for using “I feel…” followed by emotional descriptors while discussing Fitz feelings today.

Fresh out the shower and now I have to poop.

What if KY not only lubricated but also cleaned and protected your “weapon”?

Lady working at Walmart said she has psychedelic memory. How do you get that shit? I want some

I don’t know why all the packages my wife orders have to “cure” or “breathe” by the door for a few days before she can open them

Buncha people my age raising shitty kids. Guess it doesn’t matter if you grew up with no phone a rotary phone or a smart phone, every generation can equally raise shitty kids

Somehow I generally just walk around all Willy Nilly with at least one of my wife’s hairs in my butt crack