I can’t BELIEVE I’m actually using my Twitter again for the first time in 4 years.. it’s @MrRPMurphy’s fault! 👌😌

AHS LEAKS That’s lit as shit

I'm only reminded that today is Memorial Day thanks to Snapchat holiday spam push notification...

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Massive thanks to Matt Swider (The Shortcut) for making this happen! Heaven has a special spot for him 👌

I don’t care what this picture looks like otherwise - I’m actually eating it.. #tacobell #crunchy #9 tacos instagram.com/p/CaWHDFLu1tn9…

I'm beginning to look like a dead pale person all over again

Lightning only struck once last night. How random and how disturbing?

@KaylaTolbert_ be* :)

I want to go to Six Flags today..

I feel weird visiting my Twitter..

People watching is so damn therapeutic

The extras that were in 22 Jump Street are the worst.

I think I got funnel cake poisoning

Everyday it rains, I'm off...

I'm so excited about #AmericanHorrorStoryFreakShow tonight that it even got me to use my Twitter for the first time in half a year 😝

#leopard will be my costume. #PETA will come after me. instagram.com/p/uzUZnVTO7W/