i hate having dreams about stealing and then i wake up without my stuff

mariah the scientist mariah the therapist mariah is so relatable mariah the realest

i remember my birthday story usta be long af😂😂😂😂friends get shorter n shorter every year

Why do instagram be telling me when smb else comment up under a picture I commented on like idgaf😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t skip out on praying , God never skipped out on waking me up

and sorry chelley you should’ve slapped the shit outta ace tf!

and fuck amaya and them papayas.

kentrell the king you are. i love you.

Banana peppers and jalapeños/hot peppers takes every sandwich to another level

I be needing days off just to think lmao

seeing lil kids walking by theyselves irritate me parents lazy af now a days

Young thug da typa mf to talk about u soon as u get out da car

Bitches always talking bout what they gone do when they see you, girl I don’t be nowhere your dirty ass be 😂😂😂😂😂

moneyholic

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

IF WE NEVER SPEAK AGAIN WHOOPTY DOOOO

Masa 💚💚💚