Bernie and the Beatles #TheBeatles #BernieSanders #Berniememes

Wanna know what comes free with an Applebee's Grill + Bar side salad? A side of dirty plastic ring that was chewed and nearly choked on. Talking to you Spartanburg SC #spartanburgapplebees #healthhazard #foodhazard #chokinghazard #applebees #wtf

She only picks songs she can sing along to with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth the orange cherry ember bouncing around in time to the tune as each muffled word gets broken into little puffs of smoke. #poetry #prose #shortstory #WritingCommunity #poet #NewWork #writerLift

She hands me a Stick With a marshmallow Stabbed onto it When I run in To tell her The world outside is Burning #WritingCommunity #writerlift #poetry #shortstory #prose

Pivot the wheel Make Love to the Road Caressing the tight Curves Inside track Ramble on Like lovers in the Dark Running from the Sun It's always easier to Hide Your problems in the Moonlight #poetry #writerslift #poet #shortstorypoem #beatpoet

#builttospill is coming out with a new album and tour! *excitedly clicks link* Built to Spill is doing an entire west coast tour.. why must you punish the rest of us.

Cool to see that Blue October is making up some shows around Christmas time. Here's an idea though, live show on #getbackuptv with Justin in full Santa suit. #blueoctober #Christmas

If I could ask #davegrohl Foo Fighters one question it would be when you were in the studio with Kurt what song stands out as the most personal expression of Kurt's performances? And does he go back to that song still today or is it too emotional Things I sit and wonder 🤔#cobain

I think anyone who listens to fox news all day long is far more insane and terrifying than any Last Podcast Network listener.

So apparently if you write a review for a really bad product Amazon will just decide they don't want the review. If I could have gave this transaction 0 stars I would have. #amazonfail

Hey Cracker Barrel pay attention! When it is requested at the beginning of the meal that no dairy including butter be used because of a severe dairy allergy the staff needs to listen! After 2 bites my gf nearly needed her EpiPen after we clearly stated the issue. Not going back.

Someone tell me how to contact Blue October and beg them to please re-release their discography on vinyl!!! #blueoctober #vinyl #repress

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If that was "staged" will Smith wouldn't have apologized in his acceptance speech and made a joke about being invited back. Chris made a bad joke but Smith took it way too far. We all just witnessed an asshole assault a comic for making a joke... #BanWillSmith

I guess will Smith acting like an asshole in king Richard wasn't much of an act at all.

I support #JohnMulaney and #DaveChappelle to say whatever they want to as a joke. It's a JOKE Dave makes fun of everyone including himself. I know people werent expecting him to be the opener but for me that would be a bonus! If you can't take a joke why are you at a comedy show?