Pregnant wife has COVID, I started a new job and the gas board have decided to dig up the end of our drive, eventful few days

I may have an amazing wife and some great mates, but Claude Littner is still up there on the list of my favourite people. And you are correct, I’ve never met him

Thanks Matt

I know Americans love their national anthem, but how do they deal with it being sung differently every time?

My first half term with CERT Solutions couldn’t have been more enjoyable. Big thanks to the whole team for supporting me so much and quickly getting to grips with my great sense of humour 🙃

Martin Lewis - the Jeff Stelling of money saving

Nick Pope with the worlds worst first touch and then the slowest reaction time to it every time🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Lionel Richie turning into the clay sculpture from his video for Hello

Another week of BIG games are upon us… see you across the white line Cookley Cricket Club Feckenham CC & AvoncroftCC 🏏 #weareoldswinford

Onana is such a classic ‘make everything look as dramatic as possible’ but can’t actually do the simple things well

Richie Gray’s a big boy isn’t he

Turns out Giroud has been better in goal than Lloris this whole time

If you’re the guy who just cycled out in front of me, causing me to emergency stop with my 6 month old in the car, then decided to take a picture of our car like it was my fault, grow the fuck up

Horrendous cricket from England

Donnarumma 🗑️

Robin Olsen use two hands mate

Why have we acted like Podence is prime Messi in these two games 🤦🏻‍♂️

Bullseye Baby

Worst game of football I’ve ever seen Rice have. Utterly rubbish performance by the team, no plan just slow passes back and forth

Can we call Ashley Cole up?