no fricking way!

i have plenty of respect for you everton, but please get relegated so we can have Ndiaye x #EFC #CPFC

no França is a pisstake.

Emma Watson, you need to stop. #EmmaWatson #HarryPotter

you forgot nathan ferguson lads x

wanna join palace big boy? x

is there a more unbearable footballer on earth rn than Vini Jr?

since when does saying someone didn’t do said allegations reward in a fine? #CPFC #FA

he’s so cute.

Thank you Capital 🙏

this season is actually going to go down to the wire. final game of the season and top 14 will still be competing for a europa league finish at this rate. wow.

if yeremy pino doesn’t win this award it’s 100% rigged.

pep guardiola is a right weirdo ain’t he. all his interviews are just weird. love him.

The women.

Justin Devenny. Worst player I’ve ever seen play football. No doubt.

devenny mate, never too late to work in McDonalds

fuck project mbappe, when i have a son, project Jean-Philippe Mateta is underway. #cpfc

what is Nya Kirby doing these days?

this is how i find out michael carrick is no longer at boro?

just an ugly gabriel jesus