“are you free?” me:

You ever get turned off by the way someone thinks... Like bruh you think that shit is ok?

What they say about your circle of friends getting smaller as you get older is true huh 🙃

Some people aren’t actually anti social, they’re just very selective when it comes to the people they associate with

me sitting in public angry as fuck trying to be calm

Me dodging all the negative vibes trying to come into my life.

parked car convo with a little makeout session is a big mood

Don't drink and drive because your dog won't understand why you never came home

“I’m going to sleep” me making my way to the kitchen @ 2am: x.com/pawzuu/status/…

Lol This is a waste of money....where can I buy one for my dog

How I wanna be with you x.com/guinguardian/s…

When a woman leaves you for herself, she won’t be back.

if we had sex in 2018 I was joking

Remember when u were in school & u spent the whole class flipping through ur text book just to find the weirdest looking person so u could tell ur friend “that’s you”

mom: are you coming home tonight? me:

your relationships don’t work out because you think it’s okay to ignore somebody when you’re mad instead of being an adult and communicating 🤷🏽‍♂️

when both of y’all are toxic but it’s okay cuz 2 negatives equal a positive

Damn, I missed twitter so much lol

A lot of greatness has entered my life in the last few months and I only see that multiplying. These next few years will be fruitful and filled with love beyond measure. I pray for nothing but protection and happiness and I vow to nurture all of the blessings that come my way.