when the contractor has learned our cat's sneaky tricks....

Free community events are the best. Thanks for the egg hunt at SeaWollf Park Visit Galveston GalvestonParkBoard!

The ophtho clinic waiting room is a surprisingly social place to be

I've heard the terrible discomfort the inmates suffer. They need A/C. Plain and simple.

Why does everyone think I say, "this is Martha" when I answer the phone?

Maternity leave: watching home reno shows and reading my build-up of magazines

Motherhood: where you can't tell which spill goes with which spot

Meanwhile, I frequently remember the 4yo girl who watched me get my ears pierced at age 14 at Claire's and withholding my tears bc her mom said "It won't hurt. See? The older girl won't cry."

So glad it went well! It was a great case that I'm glad you carry with you.

Surprise - it was.

Motherhood: debating the best (least packed) time to go to bb&b and buybuybaby liquidation sales

An academic medicine math problem: If you keep getting more funding/projects/work/presentations but nothing ever gets taken away, how many full time jobs do you have?

Dr Rasmussen Just like how we are all on the same ocean when a storm hits usually said in regards to economic downturns. Only a few of us start out in yachts, many others in life boats and yet others are already in the water drowning.

Nothing says maternity leave is over like my pager going off

When a fellow hiker says, "you're almost there," it is a lie. It is always a lie.

*Walks by room sees vtach on the monitor sees a simulator on the bed Walks out*

Watching the interns become second-years 🥹

Critically important given recent events

Got my two girls and myself down for a nap all at the same time today 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻