
Muttering John
@mutteringj
Some say master of morning radio, others doyen of late night, even podcasting genius -- writer and stand up, but I prefer, joke crafter!
Parody, obviously!
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21-08-2021 21:19:47
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The two new sub-Reddits examining the demented world of fearful pretend radio guy and aspiring elderly boxer Steel Toe Morning Show, who pled guilty to non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images, are both off to a flyer: 1,100 members in under 2 days! But which do you prefer?

OP-ED: THE SELF-PROCLAIMED 'SHOCK JOCK', WHO IS ONLY SHOCKING IN HOW AWFUL HE IS! Why does Steel Toe fail? It's pretty simple: pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show's background is in small market sales, not broadcasting. Thus he focuses on sales tricks, rather than actual content!


OP-ED: THE MASTER RETURNS IN COUP FOR MELENDEZ! Smart John Melendez secures his Keynes, multi-millionaire Columbia University graduate, VTL, who blows SHULI's The Shuli Network and WhoAreThesePodcasts? aide, paralegal Cayley, out of the water in terms of intellect!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MELENDEZ TALKS TO MULTI-MILLIONAIRE IVY LEAGUE ATTORNEY, VTL,WHILE SHULI AND KARL GO TO OBSCURE PARALEGAL! Clever John Melendez talks to Columbia Law grad, VTL, while SHULI's The Shuli Network and WhoAreThesePodcasts? go to aide, paralegal Cayley!


OP-ED: TOOKIE RIGHT TO CORRECT PARALEGAL ON LAW! Got to say El Horrible saved SHULI's The Shuli Network and WhoAreThesePodcasts? a fortune in ignoring Cayley! Will Melendez win? I dunno! But, overall, a professional WILL ALWAYS beat amateurs! reddit.com/r/ShulisAnonym…

MEDIA MATTERS: STEEL TOE REDDIT RATINGS NEWS - WHO WILL WIN? Two new sub-Reddits examining the demented world of pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show sail passed 1,200. Results after day six: r/Steeltoebeggingshow is on 713 members and r/steeltoe is on 519 members! Who will win?


OP-ED: SOLIDARITY WITH SCHIZOSEAN! Intrepid and respected journalist SchizoSeanTV🐰 has clearly upset elderly aspiring comedian Geno Bisconte and his betrothed Keanu Thompson! His sin? Reporting the truth about another failed Hackverse event as he did with Steel Toe Morning Show!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $250! And, believe me, $250 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show fails again!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $180! And, believe me, $180 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show fails again!


OP-ED: STEEL TOE CAN NOW ADD FAILED CLIPPER TO LONG LIST OF OTHER FAILURES! Little known fact: failure specialist Steel Toe Morning Show, after begging for eight and half hours, then clips his unpopular show! Maybe he should ask DOOM, So Thorough Joe Burrow and Stallyn19 how to do it!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $195! And, believe me, $195 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show fails again!


OFFICIAL: IT'S 900 DAYS SINCE STEEL TOE PROMISED HIS RETURN TO SMALL MARKET TERRESTRIAL RADIO! Given his use of racist, homophobic and misogynistic language, as well as swinging and drug-taking revelations, plus breaking a HRO and court cases, why is Steel Toe Morning Show not back!


OFFICIAL: 225 CALENDAR DAYS SINCE STEEL TOE SAID SAFESPORT SUSPENSION FOR ALLEGED MISCONDUCT WOULD BE REVOKED IN 24 HOURS! Didn't pretend radio guy and aspiring elderly amateur boxer Steel Toe Morning Show say this would be resolved within 24 hours? It's like he misunderstands things!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LOLCOW HACK E-BEGGING STREAMER LAUNCHES UNHINGED AND DEMENTED ATTACK ON RADIO LEGEND, CUMIA! Weird Steel Toe Morning Show hits a NEW LOW by attacking radio legend Anthony Cumia for his judicious comments about not begging off a national tragedy! reddit.com/r/steeltoe/com…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: SICK STEEL TOE MISSES 'THE GOAL' YET AGAIN! ... THIS TIME BY A MASSIVE $215! And, believe me, $215 is a king's ransom to Aaron! Even with CRAZY cockamamie math and UNBELIEVABLE unverifiable donations no one can see, pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show fails again!


WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MELENDEZ NOW SEEKING $850,000 IN DAMAGES FROM HEBERGER AND EGAR! Reclusive John Melendez, who's been playing his cards close to his chest, is now seeking $850,000 in damages from small time podcasting duo SHULI of The Shuli Network and WhoAreThesePodcasts?!


HOW LONG DOES STEEL TOE SPEND ON THE INTERNET BEGGING WHEN AWAKE? Between his first show on Tuesday and the end of Steel Toe Morning Show's Thursday one, he spent 21 hrs, 32 min and 4 secs begging. Total hours: 53 hrs Minus 16 hours sleep: 37 hrs Begging as % of being awake: 57.6%


LIFE ACHIEVEMENTS BY LATE 30s! Anthony Cumia: WNEW in No.1 NYC market; millionaire Steel Toe Morning Show: YouTube beggar; paid to be on tiny station in 187th US market; revealed as a swinger, drug user, HRO breaker and faces non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images charges



OP-ED: 'NOSTRADAMUS' STEEL TOE GETS IT WRONG AGAIN! After rightly being condemned by radio legend Anthony Cumia for begging off the back of a national tragedy, pretend radio guy and tin-foil-hat-adorned Steel Toe Morning Show adds failed conspiracy theorist to his long list of failures!