“Hm... Cable.. Long time.”

“What’s the matter, huh? Unhappy to see an old friend?” Piercing red eyes flash as she grins at the man, walking up to him in raw form. “I missed you too, handsome.”

“If someone hired me to kill you again... you’d be dead this time. Trust me.” Vanessa grins, changing into the raven haired woman she chose to mimic indefinitely. “You can call me ‘Vanessa’. Unless ‘Neena’ still gets you rock hard... you know I can change for ya.”

“Okay, I get it. You’re still fragile.” Vanessa rolls her eyes. Who did emotions anymore? Clearly this guy.

“Well, you were right, I /am/ here to kill someone. However, and sadly enough, it’s not you this time.”

“Because I need to know where Wade Wilson is.” To kill him? Ha, yeah right. Unless he was recently blessed with the ability to die, in which Vanessa would surely be all over that. “I don’t need to give you an answer as to why.”

“You’re fucking useless.” She doesn’t bother trying to win the one-sided man over. It hadn’t worked in the past, it sure as hell would be a bitch now. She sighs, it’s laced with pure annoyance and rolling eyes to match. “One day you’ll get over your grudge. One day.”

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It’s such a blessing to know that I could, at any time, fuck Wade’s dick clean off. And that shit would grow back from it’s bleeding stump. Turning ‘rough sex’ up a notch.

“Wade, you’ve grown vanilla. It’s a sick flavor that doesn’t suit you.”

“What are you saying, huh? That your endless bits of processed chocolate and strawberry have dried out? What a shame that is. I /did/ always enjoy French vanilla though... and your tongue rarely disappoints. If I can leave it attached to you.”

“So many clients... so little enthusiasm today. I’m using tissues for actual tears now. Since when did men cry after sex? Buyers remorse or some shit?”

Where is Cable. when you need him, huh?

“Not sure, it’s getting complicated. Your dry humor used to get me off. Pretty sure it still could.”

“I don’t know, Wilson. You missed out on this while you had it.”

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