Finally recovered from the biggest weekend I’ve had since Feb ‘20. All online obviously, but that doesn’t change the hangover 🤢🥴

If it’s ok to attend medical appointments, is it possible to fly to a medical appointment if the clinic was in Europe?

Using @Facebook Pages causes me huge amounts of stress. Every. Single. Day. Latency. Shit user functions. Shit notification controls. Mini anxiety smashes every time I try to use it. It’s the worst platform ever. Why are we all so imprisoned by it? #Facebook

Hi Apple - did you make your HomePod mini in such a way that it was instructed to ignore the client?

I was silly. I trusted myself to make cooking videos and not get burned. Chefs be like: is that all? Me be like: where’s me mam?

Unreal response from thortful about their persistent spamming emails. Thortful: oh, but we gave you a really hard to see opt out box. Did you miss it you silly thing? Me: looks for alternative card supplier

Got Judge Rinder on. Both cases in court today have been fiancees. So, to my future fiancé: you ever take me to court and expect me to marry you afterwards, you got another think coming. What a world eh?

Madonna’s ‘Frozen’ is 23 years old. Fuck that for a laugh!

Joyous news that the barbers in Bulgaria are open. If I’m forced to go there for dental treatment, I might as well get my bonce cut too ✂️

There is no pain like dental pain. If it wasn’t a wisdom tooth growing at a right angle in my mouth, I’d have the pliers on it.

Perhaps ITV will give a bit more consideration to who replaces Piers ‘I hack dead people’ Morgan.

Huge thanks to Asda Service Team Asda for taking nearly £200 out of my account and then ‘losing’ it and refusing to pay it back. Basically, Asda have stolen from me and misplaced the evidence. #payitback #imskint

#iwd debate in the Commons right now. I’ll save you some time... At the end of the debate, nothing will have changed. Women will still be expected to live in fear and change their behaviour, walk a different route etc. We need change. How many women in the current cabinet?

I hate myself for being abroad and ordering Costa. Just couldn’t cope with trying to order in Bulgarian while I feel like a post surgery mess. All be over soon 😀

En route to airport. This is my message for British #dentists #fuckyou

World Health Organisation engaging in some #everydaysexism

Can I politely suggest that Monzo 🏦 & Ryanair have a conversation about making the bank cards work onboard so you don’t leave passengers screwed at 37,000ft?

Had wifi signal on the fucking plane today. Land here and it goes to pot. Why are we so shit at everything?

Very passive aggressive mask announcements on this Avanti West Coast train. Don’t be passive about it. Tell them to put the damn thing on!

Planning our comeback! #foodbank #grocers #manchester