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My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.

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the only way to end climate change is to find its old tweets

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My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, “See ya Monday-Bundy” and I can’t imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.

When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..

“aNd iF yOu DiSaGrEe YoU cAn UnFrIeNd Me”

Rick Wilson Welp. It's unfortunate that thanking a customer for a compliment back in 2012 would be viewed as political. Guess that's 2020 for ya.

“Maybe I'll get a box of dong bags so we can knock boots later."

Josh Allen and Dawson Knox pulled this celebration out of "Hot Rod" 😂 (via The Checkdown)

“To save their company, Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to make cereal classy again, and what’s classier than shrimp?”

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