massive big up the vue in birkenhead for always giving me the posters they're gonna throw up. give my guy Tony a raise ❤️ Vue

hearing now that glitter is made of human ashes? it's the yassification of cremation

so Steve Martin has fr seen the absolute shite i post on this account? what did you thing king? ps loved pink panther and little shop of horrors <3

big plans in the works here fellas 🪕

rasputia from norbit had one of the most wild villain's wiki pages

ik it's so irrelevant now but i still fall down floptropica/badussy war rabbit holes from time to time

i reckon balloon boy's mum was in on this prank to make the dad quit his science experiments once and for all

maxwell greene is so hot, there i said it

telling my 60+ year old dad that i'll scrap his mean teacher in the afterlife bc i have his back

when i'm alone, i can't quit singing "moon beam ice cream" like Dracula and this has been ongoing for weeks. somebody sedate me

"i'm not the kid sister, i'm not the wife... i'm the writer" this line still hits me hard

was Amelia's last name always Earheart? because it sounds just like air-heart and that's a crazy coincidence for her profession, right?

yoko ono screaming on stage when lennon was performing with chuck berry is one of the funniest things to me. i'll just remember it sometimes and start laughing.

(having to tweet this for our Mads) Ken Jeong my niece is watching your movie, K Pop Demon Hunters, and bc you replied to me years ago, she's now hoping that Bobby might say hello! love from Murph and Maddie 💖🩷

"you pay fifty quid for a slime or you get fucked up the arse, pick one" - ki

kj using his platform for good 😌 i might give riverdale a second chance

i think people choose to forget that the h0l0caust was not that fucking long ago, and if we were capable of that horrific shit then...it's a terrifying but reasonable assumption that we still might be

living this close on campus to the wok and coffee place is dangerous work for my bank account

watching monster and addison rae with polio you better call the police queen