ABC. Always be coozy-ing. Dream Theater at Warner Theater. It gon get politely shredded up in hurr. yignewton @ Warner Theatre instagram.com/p/BwS7SuJB_G5/…

I appreciate how well-lit King's Landing is. Alternatively, I appreciate how, well, lit King's Landing is. #GameofThrones #thronesyall #demthrones

Now that I know these exist, nothing else will feel more like vacation instagram.com/p/BzDetcWHOix/…

Just wrote in an email "Can I go ogle a website" so I could admire someone's award announcement but it looked like I just mistyped "Google". Hidden meanings?

The mystery of FortniteGame right now instagram.com/p/B3kXc5EnccJ/…

Using the inside of a baguette as napkin while I eat this fried chicken cuz it feels ecofriendly. And I'm out of butter

Verifying myself: I am jacjyd on Keybase.io. W2SsDrxOvw_z_7z3jYhMGJ6vpCW29jlHDhJK / keybase.io/jacjyd/sigs/W2…

Despite looks, that last tweet was on purpose. Hello Twitter, briefly!

I forgot what my twitter notifications sounded like till now. I wrote a blog post on #JavaScript and #DOMmanipulation!

I saw a penny but didn't pick it up cuz it was steps away from a guy asking for change and it would've felt hella awkward

From one brick prison inmate to another, I got some friends who will knock your socks off Lin-Manuel Miranda x.com/cmclymer/statu…

Ready for Star Trek Discovery! Even if I don't love the Abrams universe. Or more prequels.… instagram.com/p/BZceFeZhmzR/

The Library of Congress is amazeballs y'all. Also I dunno how I feel about my keyboard knowing… instagram.com/p/BZkHvcCBqVd/

"this train is making an unscheduled stop for metro personnel"

My zipcar today is mindbogglingly dirty. And out of wiper fluid. instagram.com/p/BZlzMDcBFyx/

First renn faire! Didn't realize it was pirate weekend. Y'all just deal with Korra. Writing work… instagram.com/p/BZrR-4jh-uo/

Def just tried to use an ATM and audibly said f∗∗∗ when it asked for my PIN. What is cash anyway

#unhingedmelody District Karaoke love you like a tweet storm @ Mackey's Public House instagram.com/p/BbdTd6rhOa0/

I sit here thinking... Yes. I was a hot mess on my birthday. I deserve this night and I will power through. #vaguetweeting #happybirthdaybf

I continue to support sqkrz' career fronting her furball metal band #catsofinstagram #catyawn instagram.com/p/BftBIRCh9o2/