Shohei Ohtani since joining the Dodgers: - Signed 10-year, $700 million contract - Announced he’s married - Invented 50 HR/50 SB club - Won third MVP - Made first postseason - Won World Series - Had a baby - Returned to two-way play - Wrote/published a book An all time run.

Haters will say it was generated by AI.😉

this is really really really really cool

The Mets had a soldout crowd of 43,055 last night on a random Tuesday in July against the Angels with no promotional giveaway. 41,422 Monday same thing no giveaway. Mets fans have completely bought into this team all season. Stearns really needs a good trade deadline boost for

There’s no way they can be this retarded.

This might be the biggest self-own I’ve ever seen on this website

BREAKING: Democrats *DELETE* one of the dumbest posts in X history after getting ratioed into oblivion

i used the last $5 in my account to hit a $19,000 dinger parlay and then 3 days later my cat ate a toy and almost every cent of it went to his surgery lmao

There are two types of people: 1. “Happy Gilmore 2 was awesome.” 2. “Happy Gilmore 2 was horrible.”

Trash everywhere. 0 English people. Women all in burqas. UK, 2025.

Swaggy V !

Josh Allen trying to pull away from the autograph line. But saw a young girl in tears because she had barely missed out on his signature. He had to go back. Gave her a hug. And then signed 30 more autographs. #Billsmafia

Brian Allen Hilarious to cry recession. Vegas ruined itself: - Price-gouging you wouldn't believe - No more freebies/comps - Slots rigged to pay out 25% less - Craps rigged to reduce odds - Blackjack rigged to reduce payouts - Homeless/junkies EVERYWHERE - "Usual suspects" everywhere else

The Irish government has given us a country where : - Kids are stabbed outside school. - Women are murdered while jogging. - Men are dec@pitated by closeted Muslims. - Afghan soldiers stroll around our towns and cities freely. - Tourists are stabbed at the airport. -

🚨UPDATE: Three young black boys were caught on video shoplifting and threatening workers at a Dallas Walgreens, returned to the internet to double down with their older sister—insulting people, telling them they have “more money than you, b*tch,” and that they were not stealing

A sign the NFL season is close: Hard Knocks with the Buffalo Bills premiers tonight on HBO Max.

🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨 MORE PEOPLE WATCHED THE #NFL HALL OF FAME PRESEASON GAME THAN THE AVERAGE NBA PLAYOFF GAME. Hall of Fame Game: 6.9 million NBA Playoffs: 4.5 million viewers THE NFL IS THE UNDISPUTED KING.

At sundown last night in Clearwater, the Hulkster appeared in the sky. He was laid to rest there today. (📸 by Dee Jay Silver)

This is what a Labubu looks like to me

I fucking DARE my wife to ask me to do some dumb shit on November 1st.