Astarion and Essek redraw if I get 3 likes

teenagers having their first dance at prom

To me, the funniest thing about Vampire Therapist is that it's set in Leipzig and now I can't stop thinking about leftist vampires from Connewitz drinking ethically sourced blood from Sterni bottles and hissing at the cops.

At least my son is having a good time

Started the process for my legal name & gender change this morning and it's really just another reminder that if I have the chance to be pretentious and extra af, I will be pretentious and extra af.

My dad just texted me saying that apparently his office had been broken into. My father is a pastor. Who breaks into a rectory??? Did they need a bible that badly? It's a Lutheran parish, the most valuable thing there is the printer.

Today on D&D: "Sometimes deepthroating can be quite enlightening."

My new flat is right next to a cemetery and I'm feeling so at home already.

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. World map according to fish

I have been waiting for the real estate guy to meet me to give me my keys for an hour now and they're still not here. I am grumpy, I would like to sit down and I would like a kebab. 😠

Welcome Rook... to Transvinter

In a week I'll have my boys back!

good lord....

king arthur couldn’t pull him out of me

As someone who's not spent a whole lot of time in them, are all hospitals mazes or am I just stupid?

Last night without the boys!!!

„Beg that I succeed for I have seen the throne of gods and it was empty” the hardest villain entrance ever i think

I'm Rook. Vases fear me. #DragonAgeVeilguard

Finally received my new birth certificate. There's a typo in my name 🙃

Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.