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murderelf @ Veilguard Brainrot

@murderelf

The actual murderelf (not the fake one),
Jack/Charly, he/him, 32, Dungeon Master, Prince of Chaos, aspiring writer and overall utterly mediocre. Free Palestine!

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calendar_today23-05-2018 08:22:54

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To me, the funniest thing about Vampire Therapist is that it's set in Leipzig and now I can't stop thinking about leftist vampires from Connewitz drinking ethically sourced blood from Sterni bottles and hissing at the cops.

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Started the process for my legal name & gender change this morning and it's really just another reminder that if I have the chance to be pretentious and extra af, I will be pretentious and extra af.

Started the process for my legal name & gender change this morning and it's really just another reminder that if I have the chance to be pretentious and extra af, I will be pretentious and extra af.
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My dad just texted me saying that apparently his office had been broken into. My father is a pastor. Who breaks into a rectory??? Did they need a bible that badly? It's a Lutheran parish, the most valuable thing there is the printer.

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I have been waiting for the real estate guy to meet me to give me my keys for an hour now and they're still not here. I am grumpy, I would like to sit down and I would like a kebab. 😠

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Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.

Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.